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Turd Demotivational Poster

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end

TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


TAGS: velma scooby doo scooby doo saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera
Rating: 2.48/5

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Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 2:01 pm
(shaking head in shame.) Been there, done her and got the t-shirt.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 9:30 am
I always DID like Velma more than Daphne...I knew she was hiding something (or 2 somethings) in that sweater!
doofenshmirtz - July 29, 2009, 9:16 am
DUUUDE!!!! That would be cool if that actually looked like velma except for the outfit. I am tempted to tunnel you and EPIC FAIL!!!


TAGS: star wars wookiee turd
Rating: 4.74/5

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MPsniper - March 23, 2012, 4:53 pm

CATURDAY - I just missed it.

TAGS: caturday
Rating: 2.26/5

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steve1961 - April 6, 2013, 10:39 pm
Hmmm...I think you shoot arrows not bows...the arrows have pointy ends...like in the picture...and relax...the cat was once an adventurer like you...
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:56 pm
If i meet this person, Oh it wont be pretty, i will shoot a bow through his/her knees, then cut his hair of then stabbing him, then make him get mauled by cats, then i will rip his heart out and force his family to eat it as lunch, Grr
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:06 pm
Oh god-d*mn, motherfucking, sh*t! As a cat lover I think I'm gonna go puke. If a cat's attacking you chickens at least have the mercy to use a weapon strong enough to kill the poor animal. That's why there's a 22 Rifle, it gets the job done mercifully.
steve1961 - August 12, 2012, 10:29 pm
Intentional or not, it was reckless and dangerous. And illegal depending on circumstances. In some places, it is legal for farmers to shoot stray animals if they are attacking livestock or poultry etc. Just another reason to keep pets close at home.
Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 3:03 pm
You assume it was intentional. I can easily imagine an outdoors cat climbing up the back of a straw target at some summer camp, to sit in the sunshine. Note the cat was brought promptly to a vet.
fredcruz1234 - November 3, 2011, 10:31 pm
whoever did this should burn in hell...not cool
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:17 pm
hope the one who did this to the cat burns in hell

1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning

TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

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piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...

Ultimate Destiny -

TAGS: tacgnol epic caturday
Rating: 2.62/5

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bob chin - July 7, 2009, 12:45 pm
All my money is on evil underlord black long cat, with the hypno-lazer eyes.

CATURDAY - It is time for cocktails

TAGS: caturday drink
Rating: 1.6/5
spacedog - August 20, 2009, 10:21 am
spacedog - August 20, 2009, 10:20 am
I hppe you are prepared to clean up the mess.


TAGS: caturday poster day dec18 cubby
Rating: 3.92/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:10 pm
This looks like an early model Monorail Cat. It needs more stability!

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...

TURDUCKEN - Not quite as cool as the BEERTITSANBACON


TAGS: meet turd pool before love
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:14 pm
Unfortunately, you’ll have to ask a vegan for their dung if you want it to float. Good luck with that, people I know turn me down every time.
MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 10:26 pm
or just eat chinese or drink milk
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 4:07 am
*makes note of that, may actually try that sometime*
Greeny - December 28, 2011, 5:59 am
Baby Ruth's work great
Verdeckt - December 28, 2011, 3:23 am
They still make Chokitos?
CloudchaserS - December 28, 2011, 1:18 am
Step one, obtain fake turds that float. Step two, smuggle them into a public pool on a busy day when it's really crowded.

HAPPINESS - Is a warm turd?

HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG! - Sweet Jesus man. Just kill yourself.

TAGS: douche turd moron dick face
Rating: 4.3/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:36 am

sad thing is, in about 10 years she will "find" this picture and wonder just what the hell she was thinking.
corbett06 - August 1, 2010, 8:33 am
i must agree with cubby on this one
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hawt girl...woof!

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.

TAGS: birthday bm turd double entendre
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - March 20, 2010, 3:09 am
Very clever

PENELOPE PITSTOP - snicker snicker snicker snicker

THE WOMEN - They Like-A The Pepper

THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.

TAGS: christopher walken the continental saturday night live snl
Rating: 2.95/5

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Airman - May 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
bilge, Mooo+ was refering to Bones comment about Champipple.. that is the Sanford and Son ref
bilgebill - May 12, 2010, 5:16 pm
It's not a Snaford and Son reference. It is a reference to a skit from SNL.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:42 am
I love me a good Sanford and son reference.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 2:50 pm
sham-piple (Ripple and 7up)
Anonymous2 - June 9, 2009, 1:22 pm
Sham-pagne, for when you can't afford the real stuff.

Sewers -

ANIME VELMA - Anime girls in glasses are SEXY!


TAGS: something not right saturday calendar
Rating: 4.31/5

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mariand - October 8, 2011, 8:47 am


TAGS: culos yousay turdle isay turtle
Rating: 4.27/5

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steph1 - February 28, 2011, 12:30 pm
prejudice? hmmm......yea, us asians....we love the turd.....5smelly


TAGS: you can polish a turd but it still aint worth shiit belated roast a greybeard iceman
Rating: 4.09/5

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Derek - March 10, 2011, 3:42 pm
A golden turd award. Can think of some very deserving people.

LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...

TAGS: november challenge who didnt live for saturday afternoon midget wrestling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 5:04 pm


TAGS: saturday afternoon idol gossip
Rating: 3.82/5

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lesterinside - February 20, 2010, 10:32 am
:D Singko!!!
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:40 am

sweet, I have a full magnum of Mogen David wine.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 9:38 am
WTF rerun, you're driving'!!!
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:37 am

May be a stupid question, as the Jewish guy here, can I come?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 9:28 am
@Culos...lmao, I got the keys to the bus!
culos - February 20, 2010, 9:27 am
We'll see you there then....
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 9:10 am
Let's face it...I'm going straight to hell anyway.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:59 am
5L's and 4 our father's


TAGS: i hate caturday
Rating: 3.6/5

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ICEMAN - October 13, 2009, 12:15 am
Me likey!


BE SOMETHING ELSE - like a thorn, just to piss people off

CANINE CRUSADERS - Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and Yukk unite to form the baddest supergroup!

TAGS: hong kong phooey saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera cartoon underdog
Rating: 2.27/5

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TokinFire - July 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Yukk owns them all!

NOPE! - It's Soap

TAGS: soapturds
Rating: 1.6/5

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culos - February 18, 2010, 6:26 am
Don't know who approved this one but I thought that simply repeating the text in the picture as the caption was a simple No-No. Can't see the funny nor the originality in this one....
Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:31 pm
Apparently it's scented...
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:06 pm
LMAO! (space)
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
Doh, the dog ate the soap again.



TAGS: caturday calendar bears know where
Rating: 4.58/5

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CloudchaserS - October 29, 2011, 9:57 am
Mythbusters did it. Using the right poop and technique, you can polish a turd. But it's still a turd, it's still going to smell.


Turducken -

TAGS: thankgiving feast turducken yummy
Rating: 4.25/5

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Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:31 pm
It does sound startlingly biological, doesn't it?
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
At least you know what it is. Ucken? Wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft. pole even if you put a well placed "F" in it...hehehe.

COWBELL - It needs more!

TAGS: cowbell snl saturday night live cow christopher walken
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:12 pm
By the end of the night, you'll all be wearing gold plated diapers.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:08 pm
More cowbell!!!! Less Michael!!
Porcelina - June 25, 2009, 9:33 pm
Don't fear the reaper, Michael.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:29 pm
Christopher Walken - December 25, 2008, 3:37 pm
I've... got a fever... and the prescription is... MORE COWBELL!
Nazi - December 25, 2008, 3:26 pm
What needs more cowbell? I wouldn't think that a cowbell needs more cowbell.

gotta draw the line somewhere! -

TAGS: turd line
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 9:21 am
Thanks, JW.! They have guidelines on which po-pos have to clean up horse turds around town and which don't. Yes, its a problem. Yes, the officers get into arguments about it. LOL! Guess they got nothing better to do?! LOL!
JesusWept - May 22, 2015, 8:18 am
Winner of the "Not My Job"-award of the month. 5.

Panic At The Disco -


Where's a cat when you really need one? -

TAGS: don t you turdy in myeye
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 8:52 pm
Are you referring to the USS Forrestal CV-59? aka forrest-fire?
EmilioDumphque - January 16, 2016, 2:32 pm
Forest aircraft carrier.
GaryO - January 15, 2016, 9:34 am
a mouse.....with the scroll feature takes care of it just fine